People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
via Quotes for Cats
Why do I even bother and buy dedicated cat toys??
There is this little yellow rubber thing that came with my new backpack, to say that there’s a laptop compartment inside. It’s on a string, and my silly cats think it’s the bestest toy ever. They keep bringing it to me over and over and over to play fetch
Why do cats steal items of your clothing, drag them away, and then lie on them?
Why do cats eat asparagus?
Why is my big red cat as cowardly as he is long?
Why does my little black cat smell of vanilla in his armpit?
Why do cats do all the bizarre things they do?
The answer is always ‘because they are cats’, but the various questions might be interesting.-